Me: Guess what? I don’t drink milk from the grocery store.
You (My Dear Reader): “You don’t drink milk from the grocery store? Why not? Are lactose intolerant? Are you one of those people who thinks milk is just bad for us? Can you not get to a grocery store? Do you just hate milk?”
Me: “No to all of those reasons! My husband and I ADORE milk and drink about a gallon and half every week between the two of us. We live 2 minutes from a grocery store and milk is one of the healthiest parts of our diet.”
You: “…uh huh…”
Me: “Seriously! We drink raw milk from grass-fed cows. We pick it up in a Wal-Mart parking lot once a week from a local farmer who delivers it.”
You: “Oh so you’re one of those people who likes organic stuff.”
Me: “Well…. yeah but that’s not the only problem with store-bought milk.”
You: “Oh really? You have my attention.”